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                                Hot buttered biscuits, 
                                With Orange Marmalade, 
                                South comes a running, 
                                When Jimmy gets ‘em 
                                made. 
                                  
                                It just does something 
                                to her, 
                                Cooking by a real 
                                woman’s man, 
                                Especially hot buttered 
                                biscuits, 
                                Rolled out by masculine 
                                hands. 
                                  
                                I cannot explain the 
                                effect, 
                                But it can lift the 
                                darkest blues, 
                                Look out Jimmy, She’s on 
                                the way, 
                                Quick! Get them running 
                                shoes. 
                                  
                                Hot Buttered Biscuits, 
                                With Orange Marmalade, 
                                Will bring out the worst 
                                in her, 
                                Sends her into a 
                                salivating tirade. 
                                  
                                Be on  the lookout 
                                Jimmy, 
                                In urgent danger you 
                                stand, 
                                South just found out the 
                                biscuit dough, 
                                Was rolled by masculine 
                                hands. 
                                  
                                Jimmy is putting on his 
                                shoes 
                                Getting ready to sprint 
                                and run 
                                He’s in such a gosh 
                                awful hurry 
                                South heard the biscuits 
                                are done!!!!!.. 
                                  
                                An ode to two of my best 
                                friends 
                                Love you two little 
                                buggers.  
                                Gayle Davis© 
                                May 29, 2004 
                                
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